My granny caught me masturbating to gay gang bang, i also had a dildo stuck up my ***, what should i do? we live together |
| Put a lock on your door. |
Am i the only guy who finds it sad that women are wearing granny apnties intsaid of thongs lately? What happened to women wearing sexy underwear? Thongs are by far the most sexy underwear, yet women are starting to wear underwear with full coverage in the rear. Only a queer would prefer NOT seeing more skin right? Women are basically switching back to granny panties. Boyshorts are the worst; they are ugly, they cover way too much and wouldnt get a rise out of me in a million years...they are basically modern granny panties...anything that is not a thong can not be sexy. Am i the only guy who finds it sad that women are going back to the victorian era of wearing ugly *** huge granny panties? |
| Ya I'm sure your the only one in the world that has this weird fetish. |
PLEASE HELP, my granny is getting treated wrong and they are trying to sell her house? so this is the problem. my granny is in her 80s and has Alzheimer's she still remembers very well though. but my punk *** grand dad and uncle is trying to throw her out of her HOME and put her in a old home so they kan have the house and do as they please! i have tried to call people to get them out of her house but they still wont leave. im not sure if my grand dad is on the lease of the home. so now i am forced to move so i can help her and make sure she gets proper care. can anyone help me or give me advice? she wants to stay in her house but how can i get those other bastards out?! and now they want to sell her house after they put her in an old home. can my grand dad even do that if her name is on the papers too? and how can i check to see if both of them are even on? please help. i need numbers, websites, and advice quickly. |
Stay out of it. That's the only thing you can do.
Unless you realize how serious Alzeheimers' is, and the effect on the CAREGIVERS, you can't begin to understand.
She won't even know where she is once she gets there. |
Everyone makes fun of me Help please ?? ='(? So im a girl and i had "rabbit teeth" when i was little and no one use to make fun of me. But then i got braces and everyone started calling me horse. It didnt bother me that much. So it went on for 2 years and this year i got my braces off. my teeth are nice and straight now. BUT there is this new guy pinder. and he makes fun of me ALOT. and now EVERYONE calls me granny ***, and jiggle thighs. IDK why its not that funny and i dont have a granny *** or jiggly thighs. AND they call me horse. now he has started making horse noises and stomping his feet on the ground and he says gallop and when i hit him he goes whoa there horsy slow ur horse power. EVERYONE thinks he is so funny so they go along with it. Every time i walk in the hallway i want to cry. Ive been bullied and harassed before. i have changed schools at least 4 times because of this. I know i dont look like a horse. my friends tell me i dont. i try to laugh with them, fail. i try ignoring it and acting like i dont care, it just gets worse. I dont want to tell on them cuz then they will know that its gettign to me. they NEVER stop. i get made fun of at least 60 times a day. Ive cut myself before because i HATE my life. I stoped recently cuz it wasnt making me feel any better. I dont know what to do anymore wiht my life. I want to be a singer but i have NO confidence. I sing for my classmates and peoplesay that i am really good. then pinder and all his friends say stop neighing. I cant take this anymore. I dont know what to do. ive been teased my WHOLE life and i need everyone to STOP making fun of me before they have to put me in a freaking institution. Life is terrible. please please please help me i am begging you..... |
My friend had a similar story like that too and she stood up to him. She was like if you dont take that back, imma punch you in the face and he knew she wasn't guyding, so after that they stopped.
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You can try to tell somebody, tell your parents, tell the school principle saying he keeps harassing me |
My grandmother is raising a 5 year old? And i was helping her with her vocabulary words from school. One of her words is the word "as" but she refuses to say it because it sounds like the word "***" which she knows is a no no to say. How do i help her with that? No matter how many times i say, its ok, she presses her lips closed. lol. Then she says if i keep saying it she going to tell granny. |
| lol.. sounds more like something shes going to work out on her own in school. sometimes they just listen more to teacher figures than people at home |
I have a REAL apple bottom. Where can I find some good jeans? Apple Bottom Jeans? Please. I need something better than half a granny smith -- I'm more of a Red Delicious and need some jeans that'll fit it. My butt and thighs are a lot bigger than my hips, thanks to my grandma from Espana...
Every pair of pants I try on either don't contour at all or flatten me into this uni-butt, Dali-clock type *** (i.e. it makes it look like it's running down my legs).
The closest thing I can find is silver jeans, but it makes my butt look so sad and lifeless. I need support! Rah! The best pair of pants I ever had was a pair of jordaches with the waist-band cut off, but I've gone up about 3 sizes and a couple more years since I could fit into those.
Anyway...If anyone has a similar problem and could point me in some kind of direction, I'd REALLY appreciate it.
Much love,
A Spanish Butt. |
| JUST GIVE UP AND WEAR NOTHING... |
Is there something wrong with my granny? -To start off she complains 24/7 about both her knees and legs and well pretty much everything.
-Her doctor told her to have knee surgery but my grandma thinks it wont help at all but i keep telling her it cant get much worse.
- shes also like 310 pounds and growing! and she eats a lot but claims she didnt eat at all but she hides in the kitchen and eats wen no ones looking.
-anyways theres a lunar eclpise tonight and im staying up right and she wakes up(she lives w/ us)and starts yelling for me to go to sleep(keep in mind everybody else is sleeping)and im telling her that i wanna watch the lunar eclipse and she keeps insisting its not real and im wasting my time. i swear shes stupid its kinda real grandma and alot of people gather every year to c it.
- oh and im like her slave i do everything for her and if u dont give it to her that exact second she starts getting mad and starts saying how she cant and blah blah blah.....sometimes i just wanna tell to get of her fat ***....
-remember wen i said she woke up and started to tell me 2 go to sleep well 1st thing she did was go to the kitchen and get some bread...oh dont say tell her to go on a diet i have millions of time and she gets mad or she says yes but says we should do her diet which is baiscally icecream and pasta...
-she gets mad wen u go out and shes left at home and everytime i come home from shopping she HAS to c wat u bought everything
-she accused my mom of stealing her $$ wen she never did.. wen her bank statements come i have to read them 2 her (no speak inglies)and i asked her if she thinks my mom steals her $$ but her exuse is i just want to noe the bank got my payments correct(surreee grandma....)
well thats my grandma for ya. |
| Hey she sounds almost just like my grama....sorry there hard to deal with. My grama acuses us guys of stealing her junk, and shes fat. I dont know what to say about them. inguess they want to be them let them be that way. |
Drunk Grandma...Drunk *** Grandma? Yup. I said it, DRUNK GRANDMA...so my husband's Granny is an alcoholic. Now, when she's NOT drinking, she is thee sweetest and prettiest woman ever, she goes to Church regularly, and handles her business as she should , house, new car etc..
But, when shes drunk she is belligerent, loud, very frank, and down right rude!!
I relocated to my husband's state so my family is far away, when it comes to us spending time together or hanging with friends, she is the only person close enough to watch our 8 and 3 yr. old...ha....so we went out Saturday night and she got a hold on our bar, called us about 1;30 a.m. just to slur, the guys were fine...needless to say that ended our night and we came straight home, then upon her spending the night, she had to woke up early in the morning and drank some more. (I believe she had a stash).
I was pissed!! We took her home about 10 a.m. ( she was supposed to spend the day with us) and I am extremely disappointed, she had never done this before while watching our guys.
WTh am I supposed to do about this? Do I trust that this was isolated, or do I cut her off completely? My guys don't associate drinking with violence, and I will not allow them to see this behavior. But it's Grandma!!! |
| you sound crazy you never said she did anything violent i told some other guy on here to get some damn xanax but it sounds like you need it more |
PLEASE ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I NEED HELP!!!!!? well im sure all of u kno who tony hawk is,but 4 those who dnt he is a homer(homo) skateboarder tht thinks he is the coolest homer alive,and i was wonderin if he is norwegian.or even better,a gay norwegian.my stupid *** granny sais everybody is norwegian so i cnt trust her on this question.answer this,i hav got 2 kno if tht bi homer is norwegian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
LOL, troll scrub. get gewd a trollzing.
Tony Hawk is cool. |
Who else was PRETTY disappointed at last nights shameless? i love shameless, watched it from series 1 and was soo looking forward to it yesterday but was quite disappointed with it... did it even tell u where debbie went? and who was the old granny? did it even tell u how she came into it? and ya hardly saw ian it sucked *** quite abit |
| I also love Shameless, think Debbie had gone into the army. What happened to Monica's ex who lived in the van in the garden, don't think she was mentioned at all although her van was there? Still looking forward to next week, was going to watch it on More4 or whatever it is, but had to get up for work. |