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Am i a lesbian or straight? I love curves, butts,breasts, women's legs, I find everything about a woman's body so sexy but vagina is not appealing to me.
Now men, well I find men very appealing, abs, smile, eyes, athletic, buff chests, masculine features, facial hair, the only thing i don't like is flat butt,
i can't imagine myself kissing or having sex with a woman but if i see a sexy woman i tend to get turned on. i don't know exactly how to explain it but it shes very attractive it's a turn on for me. with guys it's the same but i can imagine myself with them.
And I say girls are beautiful and girls are sexy and they need to be told that, and if they don’t have anyone to tell them that and mean it, I’m gonna tell them that. But I feel like people always wanna define me and I don’t wanna be defined."
When I look at couples like Jay z and Beyonce, Beyonce looks better.....
Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, Jennifer looks better,
The girls I like are:
Carmen Electra, Gina Lynn, ) Alexis Texas (her butt look sooo sexy), etc
i guess i get intrigued by them
On the computer (like videos and images) when women are doing 'sexy' dancing or seductive sexy stuff, I sometimes get a 'twinge' in pants.
When I watch porn, I don't like looking / listening to the men grunting. I get very h.o.r.n.y on by the womens and body.
i dont like real women only celebs and pornstars (with big boobs not to big and huge butts) except once i went over a one of my friends who is BI house and she was wearing really small mini skirt, a thong a swim suit top with a shirt (her measurements are 34D-24-34) i was telling her about this most of my other friends were out of town and she took of the top she went one her bed (doggy style) i sat with her (her bf broke up with her) she was smiling squeezing her boobs touching her butt opening and crossing her legs she masturbated a little she took off her pantyhose right in front of me i was aroused she "dropped" something and put her butt right at my face
she kept trying to give me up skirts
next she takes off her skirt and thong
then sits on me starts saying sexy naughty things and i left
i wasnt sure i should make a move or leave | i dunno, but you're a good storyteller ;)
why not be both? | I had a dream of my best friend and I kissing and much more both girls? So I can't remember all the dream but I know we were on a bus. Like an airport shuttle or city bus. I remember talking about pretending to be lesbian with her and then we were kissing and laughing. Then the kisses got longer and longer and then we madeout once. Then he boyfriend all of a sudden hugged me and I was disgusted. Then she came back and I was happy but then I couldn't tell but I think I was fingering her and she was like doggy style. I'm just like wtf. I love her more than a friend of course but, wow. explaination of what this means. | I dream could just be a dream. Don't read too much into it. Fantasy is sometimes purely fantasy.
Unless you think that you are actually gay or bi, it probably means nothing. | Can you spot the number ''69'' down below? Type out the question have i have the number ''69'' in? Only JOKER can pull this off.
If you dug a hole through the center of the earth and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?
If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?
Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.
If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?
If a guy refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?
What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
If a transvesite goes missing, would youu put their face on a carton of Half and Half?
Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?
When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?
Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
Can you daydream at night?
Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?
Can crop circles be square?
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
Interesting Funny Questions
Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?
When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Can animals commit suicide?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?
Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?
When two people marry, they say, "you may kiss the bride". What do they say if two MEN get married?
Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?
Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?
If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Good Funny Questions
Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?
Why does the joker like doing?69ers and not doggy style?.
Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
Why are they called 'Jolly Ranchers'? Who said that the ranchers were jolly?
Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person?
If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?
If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, does it go bad if the cow isnt refrigerated?
How fast do hotcakes sell?
Do prison buses have emergency exits?
Do astronauts change their clocks when they move over different time zones in space?
Can a black person join the kkk?
When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
When there's two men who "get married", do they both go to the same bachelor party?
If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?
Why is it that before 9/11 they always showed the emergency broadcast system test, and on 9/11 they never used it?
If a nursing mother had her nipples pierced would the milk come out of all three holes?
Who was Sadie Hawkins?
If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?
Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
Is there ever a day | | Why does the joker like doing?69ers and not doggy style?. | Girlfriend doesn't like penetrative sex? been together 5 years, both 24
both had partners before one another
she has never enjoyed penetration with any of them (including me), she does all the moves and will look like she is but she says she gets nothing from it and has always just done it for the guy's sake but if she had a choice she wouldn't at all
she can orgasm multiple times from oral/ clitoral stimulation but doesn't really like the feeling of something inside her, including fingers. she doesnt own a toy for insertion but a couple of vibrators
she complains that some times it hurts if i go all the way in/ too deep (so doggy style has always been a no-no) but she has had other boyfriends who could go in all the way and she still didnt like it. of course we often experiment with different positions but she tells me not to worry about it
i know it is her state of mind but is there anything i can do?
spoken to ex girlfriends and they've said my technique was good so im quite confident that it's not just with me
do i just need to resign myself to the fact that she is doing it for me and be happy
it's just hard going at it thinking that she's just waiting for me to finish
i dont want her to have a penetrative orgasm or anything but it would be nice to know she was enjoying the moment
on another note she is a master at getting me to finish with her doing all the work, i suppose because the incentive is there just to finish
she is not a lesbian or even curious (i've tried to encourage it) | | You should do what you both enjoy doing, give some and take some. | Christmas Party Diversity Style...? Subject: Christmas Party
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: November 23, 2007
RE: Christmas Party
I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill House. There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks! We'll have a small band playing traditional carols...feel free to sing along.
And don't be surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as Santa Claus!
A Christmas tree will be lit at 1:00pm. Exchange of gifts among employees can be done at that time; however, no gift should be over $10.00 to make the giving of gifts easy for everyone's pockets. This gathering is only for employees! Our CEO will make a special announcement at that time!
Merry Christmas to you and your family.
Patty
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FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: November 23, 2007
RE: Holiday Party
In no way was yesterday's memo intended to exclude our Jewish employees. We recognize that Chanukah is an important holiday, which often coincides with Christmas, though unfortunately not this year.
However, from now on we're calling it our 'Holiday Party.' The same policy applies to any other employees who are not Christians or those still celebrating Reconciliation Day.
There will be no Christmas tree present. No Christmas carols sung. We will have other types of music for your enjoyment. Happy now?
Happy Holidays to you and your family.
Patty
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FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: November 23, 2007
RE: Holiday Party
Regarding the note I received from a member of Alcoholics Anonymous requesting a non-drinking table .. you didn't sign your name. I'm happy to accommodate this request, but if I put a sign on a table that reads, 'AA Only'; you wouldn't be anonymous anymore. How am I supposed to handle this? Somebody?
Forget about the gifts exchange, no gifts exchange are allowed since the union members feel that $10.00 is too much money and executives believe $10.00 is a little chintzy. NO GIFTS EXCHANGE WILL BE ALLOWED.
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FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
To: All Employees
RE: Holiday Party
What a diverse group we are! I had no idea that December 20 begins the Muslim holy month of Ramadan, which forbids eating and drinking during daylight hours. There goes the party! Seriously, we can appreciate how a luncheon at this time of year does not accommodate our Muslim employees' beliefs. Perhaps the Grill House can hold off on serving your meal until the end of the party- or else package everything for you to take it home in little foil doggy baggy. Will that work?
Meanwhile, I've arranged for members of Weight Watchers to sit farthest from The dessert buffet and pregnant women will get the table closest to the restrooms.
Gays are allowed to sit with each other. Lesbians do not have to sit with Gay men, each will have their own table. Yes, there will be flower arrangement for the Gay men's table.
To the person asking permission to cross dress, no cross-dressing allowed though.
We will have booster seats for short people.
Low-fat food will be available for those on a diet.
We cannot control the salt used in the food we suggest for those people with high blood pressure to taste first.
There will be fresh fruits as dessert for Diabetics, the restaurant cannot supply 'No Sugar' desserts. Sorry!
Did I miss anything?!?!?
Patty
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FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All F****** Employees
DATE: November 26, 2007
RE: The F****** Holiday Party
Vegetarian pricks I've had it with you people!!! We're going to keep this party at the Grill House whether you like it or not, so you can sit quietly at the table furthest from the 'grill of death,' as you so quaintly put it, and you'll get your f****** salad bar, including organic tomatoes. But you know, tomatoes have feelings, too. They scream when you slice them. I've heard them scream. I'm hearing them scream right NOW!
I hope you all have a rotten holiday!
Drive drunk and die,
The ***** from HELL!!!!!!!!
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FROM: Acting Human Resources Director
DATE: November 26, 2007
RE: Patty Lewis and Holiday Party
I'm sure I speak for all of us in wishing Patty Lewis a speedy recovery and I'll continue to forward your cards to her. In the meantime, management has decided to cancel our Holiday Party and give everyone the afternoon of the 23rd off with full pay.
Happy Holidays!
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Our Christmas party has been called the end of year party to accomodate everyone. Even though they have changed the name, the same people who like to party are going and to us it's still the Christmas party. |
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